Oh Hey Nate, Need A Running Coach?

Posted by: Jen

Hee! Matching track suit!

I am totally qualified, you know. Also, this photo proves my theory that nobody can look attractive while running. Nobody. So screw you pervy men who whistle at me when I run by -- clearly you are cognitively impaired and unable to comprehend the Golden Ratio (1.168) and that means you like ugly people. Like your mom.