Oh Heidi. We need to talk, and it's not about Spencer and how you allow yourself to continue to be associated with him, and how you didn't throw those flowers in his face and how you don't remind him daily about how much he looks like Jim Carey in The Mask except more orange. I'm not over that, but we have more pressing matters at hand.
Your new clothing line. I see you have designed one. And I see you are wearing it. And I see that you have gone the opposite route of Lauren's shapeless jersey dresses (ok, you get one point for that). Oh Heidi, why?
I assume you dress yourself for your show, and you always look great! Why would you endorse such a Barbie Goes Porn Star look, especially when you know 11 year olds are going to want it? 11 year olds should not be wearing booty shorts! Actually, most people should not be wearing booty shorts, except for Kate Moss who I love and can do no wrong ever, even when she's practically blowing coke off of her daughter's head.
Anyway, Heidi, please do not contribute to the gross stereotype that girls should be sexy by selling clothes that only frat boys would appreciate. Maybe write a book for kids like Jenna Bush did; we all know the world needed to see that to prove that she wasn't actually the spawn of Satan. Maybe it could be about a girl who kicks her stupid boyfriend to the curb while wearing a fabulous outfit?
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