P.S. Garrett, we love you. Call us. Guest blog. XOXO!
Kimberley: I really believe most people (who say they love their jobs) are lying anyway. "oh, i looooooove underwriting insurance/programming software/defending criminals/pushing papers." shut up, liar. you do not, and you would happily collect your pay without working if that were possible. you are NOT excited about work in the morning. and you do not feel like you are making a difference.
like, baseball players love their jobs. and travel writers.
and food critics.
that's all.
Jennifer: yeah lets be traveling food writers who sleep with baseball players.
Kimberley: OH MY GOD.
Jennifer: yes, I am smart.
Kimberley: i have never known exactly what i wanted to be when i grow up, until RIGHT NOW.
Jennifer: it would be so fun.
"today we are going to italy to eat pasta! yum.
and we're bringing the entire boston red sox with us."
Kimberley: yes, yes, yes. see our blog for documentation. and we are a STEAL at just 250K/year.
Jennifer: oh I would do it for nothing, basically.
like if they paid travel and our job is eating.
I'd take 30k.
because you wouldn't have to pay rent or for food.
Kimberley: that is like 1 DVF dress/season.
that'd work, I suppose.
but she'd prob dress us anyway.
Jennifer: haha ok, let's ask for 80.
just because.
Kimberley: yes!
i can't wait to grow up
5 comments:
Bitchhhhhhhhh!
Bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Stupid, ugly bitch.
I hope this is not Garrett, because this is entirely NOT as charming as our previous messages of hate.
Why so angry?
Love,
Kim
P.S. Haters, we are NOT VERY UGLY AT ALL, I SWEAR. Wtf. Like, I'm not saying we're supermodels, but, christ.
Are YOU ugly, hater?
You guyz suck;1! gorw a home~!
Dear Anon, please post pictures of yourself so we can have an ugly-off. Seriously, I kind of have big teeth and freaky skinny wrists so you might have a chance. If you win, you can totes call me ugly for the rest of time.
Though, I often find that most who insult other's looks are just projecting on their own insecurities... -- Jen
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