Monday, February 9, 2009

EEEEEE! Dawson On One Tree Hill (AKA: The Charlie Show)!!!

Posted by: Jen

So I am watching One Tree Hill, that show about Lucas Scott, star basketball player/person with a defective heart/star author... And Brooke was evil but now she's awesome and Nathan and Hailey have the most precocious five year old ever (I would take him to the bar with me to hang out) and Minkus is like, a sports caster or something and is "cool" but still looks exactly the same as he did when I had a crush on Rider Strong in 1994 (whatever happened to him anyway?)! Oh god, the show went from decent, to bad, to somehow being sponsored by Sunkist soda, to five years in the future and it is actually decent again but clearly I only watch it because it is on after Gossip Girl.

ANYWAY. DAWSON FUCKING LEARY IS ON and he is some kind of famous Hollywood director (obv) and he is kind of a dick and Charlie walks into the room and Dawson quotes from Charlie's "book" and calls it "good writing" and then snorts a giant line of cocaine off of said book and somewhere in TV land Gram rolled her eyes and went to say the rosary and it was all too much and I was so excited I almost dropped my iBook .

I will say this, I love Dawson and want him back on TV all the time. Guest spot on GG, perhaps?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Um, well, personally you couldn't pay me to watch that show AND I never watched Dawson's Creek either and am proud for it, but, we can't all have taste then.

Anonymous said...

While I never claimed to have taste, and admitted that One Tree Hill is kind of bad/mildly tolerable (which means, so you can understand: me no like show much), I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO SPEAK ILL OF DAWSON! Hmph.