Posted by: Kim
Dear Gossip Girl writers:
1) Okay. I get it. You, or someone who pays you, has a giant hard-on for Vanessa. Probably the same someone with a giant hard-on for all the boring Brooklyn-based characters in this show about Upper East Siders (the only one I give a pass to is Jenny, because her storylines are interesting and despite her tendency to be obnoxious, she's probably the most realistically-portrayed character on the whole show). I could rant on that for a while, but, meh. Point? You can't make me like her. So while I accept that she's not getting written off the show any time soon, PLEASE STOP TRYING TO FORCE IT SO HARD OMFG! Ugh. So her raison d'etre is that she's Nate's One True Luv? And she finally comes down off her high, high horse and admits she was wrong ... when she is presented with material gifts! Oh, how moral and refreshingly down-to-earth. Heh. Also, blech. You JUST started developing Nate's character in the last episode, so while he may be obscenely hot and while it was 70% adorable (30% yucky) that he kissed her while she was leaking snot down her face, I don't buy the looooove. It got lost after they were cute and normally developed for 13 seconds and then abandoned immediately last season. Ew, V, go back to Vermont, you stupid judgey letter-stealy bitch.
2) Um, so, Jen just texted me V+N 4Eva! Apparently I lose.
I forget what else I was going to say.
3) Oh yeah. Lily's dress intrigued me greatly. Blair looked pretty. Blair's twin did as well. Everyone else, um, Swan Lake much? Oh, but also? Chuck's twin? With the Chuck mouth/Chuck face? Incredible. Like you could actually see that Ed Westwick was not 'acting' his amusement and was just straight up laughing at the kid. Awesome.
4) Rufus/Lily bore me as well.
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I noticed the boogers too! S is an ugly crier but V is a snotty one, eeewww!
Also, I don't L-O-V-E Vanessa but she doesn't annoy me to my core. Also, there IS something else going on: when she was talking to Jenny she mentioned her and Dan and was probably going to profess her undying love for him but then her phone rang and she forgot. IT'S COMING.
Also, while I enjoyed the Chuck impression, he was def a poor man's Ed Westwick.
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