They've redesigned Strawberry Shortcake to keep up with the times. She now hates sugar and animals and looks like an anime character! Oh, barf!
In other news, they're making Care Bears anorexic and giving them false eyelashes! And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 'Roid monsters. Cowabunga, dude.From the New York Times, Beloved Characters as Reimagined for the 21st Century.
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AH! They made Strawberry Shortcake hot! I also read that they are going to start stressing more fruit/less sugar this reincarnation. THE END IS NEAR!
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