Thursday, June 5, 2008

Oh Heidi, Two Steps Forward, One Step Back.

Posted by: Jen

Oh hey Heidi, you look cute. Nice non-porn hair, actually smiling, interesting shoes, no lingerie as an outfit in sight. No Spencer in sight. Excellent work!

Oh wait. Where are you? At the Girls Gone Wild party? HEIDI! All events at Les Deux are not created equally, and one that promotes the exploitation of drunk, insecure Kappa Kappa sisters (you know, the ones that actually think your lingerie outfits are a good idea) is not one that you want to attend!

Sigh. I feel like your cute outfit is all a sham -- you can't show up to a Girls Gone Wild event looking like a girl gone wild now can you? People would get the wrong idea. Spencer put you up to this didn't he? He and Joe Francis WOULD be friends. Hmph.

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