Georgina goes down (albeit a bit too neatly)! Dan and Serena break up (but it was for forever)! Nate and Vanessa break up (he is NOT too pretty for you, stop pining for Dan)! Dan and Vanessa are doomed to spend the summer falling in love (luckily Dan will be too wrapped up in his emotional pain to notice, probably)! Nate and Serena have an in to more pretty people sex by spending the summer in the Hamptons! Rufus is pining for Lilly! Lilly married the wrong man (what was up with that bridesmaid dress? Elvira meets Funshine Bear?)! Jenny is a fashion designer (for Blair's mom)! In a moment of panic at his maturity, CHUCK SCREWS OVER OUR HERO BLAIR FOR LYDIA I-PARTY-AND-DON'T-EAT-FOR-A-LIVING HEARST! Gross.
What are we going to do until... SEPTEMBER?
I am obviously going to buy the first season when it comes out on DVD and make everyone I know watch it so that they too can hear The Word of Gossip Girl. Is this what religious devotion feels like? I bet it does. Interesting.
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