I will give you all a moment to reflect upon the image below, and remember before you stare too hard: things that are seen cannot be un-seen.
You've been warned.
So, like, what the fuck Whitney? You move to NY and live "downtown" (which is really uptown) and really, really need to prove that you are not that bland blond CA girl? And you've decided to do this in the most ridiculously ugly way possible by draping yourself in the leftover wardrobe from Flash Dance while wearing (sooooo summer 2007, btw, if you care) neon nerd glasses?* Gah, you make me so mad. So mad. And your stupid MATCHING pink nylon bag, WHY?!?! Please just get over yourself and go back to wearing Tory Burch flats and peasant tops and stop designing because it suuuuuccckkksss (really, you don't hold a candle to Bilson or even LC) and move back to LA, because that look is really just LA trying to be NY and it's kind of sad.*Digression: What is the point of the stupid nerd glasses? They have been uglying up the faces of Brooklyn's masses for two years now, and I do not see the point, and I absolutely hate them and still would even if someone told me the point. They are not cute; they make you look ugly. And I know some girls are so beautiful, uglying up themselves is kind of cool because they still look stunning, but that does not take away from the fact that you have 1970's style child molester glasses on your face!
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I will take LA alleged lack of fashion sense over NYC snobbery any day. PS high fashion is rarely any good.
LOL. I'm assuming you pray to the gods of Old Navy. Also, keep in mind that everything you wear is influenced by something that was seen on the runway.
I guess Anon. is one of those people that doesn't care if they buy their close at Target as long as their purses are designer. lol.
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