posted by: Kim
This blog was born this afternoon in a moment of bored narcissism. I (Kim, the pink poster) had nothing to do, decided I think I am far too interesting and entertaining not to be a world-famous blogger, and then dragged Jen, my favorite friend ofalmost8yearswearesoold into it. And by forced, I mean I said: "Jen, I think we should start a blog," and Jen said, "Okay."
For a while it seemed we would not have a first blog post, and then the executive decision was made that a gchat was the way to go. Enjoy!:
Sent at 9:51 AM on Wednesday
Kim: hi sorry. phones crazy. sleepy. ankle hurts. L found a watermelon pink dress at the Gap outlet for $30, must look. want to move back to ny now. right now. blah. they're making someone gay on gossip girl!
Jennifer: PLEASE NOT NATE
Jennifer: chuck, of course. but chuck can't be gay because he loves blair
Kim: im guessing eric. maybe chuck
Jennifer: yeah, but he and jenny had a thing. kind of
Kim: they should be really controversial and make it a GIRL
Jennifer: I KNOW. it will prob be one of blair's interchangeable friends. you know the two that wear matching outfits
Kim: L and i sort of cried for chuck last episode. his little heart!
Jennifer: yeah, he has feelings
Jennifer: that is why I like all of the characters. none of them suck completely and they all suck a little. which I think is cool
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Jennifer: you can watch the hills online. I do. I need to watch it, I forgot. you know, Lauren has not been looking that awesome lately. I don't like anything she wears in pictures anymore
Jennifer: and her "fashion line" is awful. like, ok you made a dress out of jersey. hooray
Audrina has been stealing the show, I think. as far as clothes. though she always looks a little trashy.
Kim: what happened to laurens pretty cocktail dresses? now she wears leggings and a tent and a kabbalah bracelet every day. my fashion icon is failing!
Jennifer: I know. maybe she's had a stylist all these years. and she got rid of her
Jennifer: she's been in LA too long. though it's warm there now. and I am jealous
Kim: yeah, LA is kind of gross. but warm.
Jennifer: it's actually pretty nice here today. not cold, nice breeze instead of horrible wind
march is by far the grossest month
Kim: ugh i know. almost over!
Jennifer: the wind last week was insane. I went running and it was in my face and I was like, oh well when I turn around it will be at my back. I turned around and it was WORSE. how is that possible. oh yay it's 56 here right now
Sent at 10:32 AM on Wednesday
Kim: really?! wah, it's 45 here.
Jennifer: I thought I was getting sick yesterday but I feel a lot better. last night I felt awful, I could barely run and I came home and got into bed and like didn't move the rest of the night
Kim: eep. dont get meningitis.
Jennifer: is that going around?
Kim: i dont think so. i just always think i will get it lately.
Sent at 10:48 AM on Wednesday
Jennifer: yeah I just spent like 15 mins looking at that site. what are you wearing?
Kim: khaki pinstriped pants with a navy blue sweater over a white collared shirt and dark green flats with gold stuff on the toe and a tortoise shell headband.
you?
Jennifer: wow! that sounds great. where did you get those shoes
Jennifer: I have on this awesome shirt I got at express -- abstract zebra stripes with abstract deep green/blue water colory splotchy flowers, a black flowy cardigan thing, dark skinny jeans and gold ballet flats
Kim: you are so much trendier than i am. i can do none of that stuff!
Jennifer: I can't wear your prep-tastic outfit. I would look like a fool but I am interested in the shoes
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Sent at 12:28 PM on Wednesday
Kim: jen. i think we should start a blog.
Jennifer: lol ok. hopefully I don't get fired. actually chris has a blog. so I think it's ok
Kim: well, i was thinking about how the Fug Girls are famous. and how much better we are
Jennifer: yeah we'd do a better job. what could we write about. I could write about how I would like a girl scout cookie
Kim: im not sure. obviously we can't steal their premise (I guess). but i just feel the world would benefit from our snark. maybe we should copy and paste our gchats. we can post daily critiques of each others' outfits. and talk about our respective cities until we live in the same one. and take pictures of pretty and ugly things. and recap gossip girl. and talk about girl scout cookies, yes
Jennifer: we could also make fun of people's outfits. because that is always fun
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Jennifer: I have writer's block
Jennifer: I have no idea what to write about
Kim: you have stage fright.
Jennifer: like all of the possibilities make it impossible to choose
Kim: it's like peeing in parking lots. while your friends are in the car. can't do it, no matter how desperate you were to go. i know. the first post feels climactic.
Jennifer: are you writing one?
Kim: in truth, probably no one will read it. bc we won't get famous til probably the 9th or so.
are you kidding? i can't handle that pressure right now! i need a massage. i like the gchat idea.
we just need to find ourselves, and have our usual amazing gchat.
Jennifer: yeah. ummm. so...hehe. I totally want to take a nap. or make tea. I am making tea.
think of something good for us to talk about. kthnxbye
Kim: i'm thinking. maybe we should utilize our awesomekimandjen google calendar, for scheduled bloggings. such as, we will both FINALLY watch the hills premiere this week, and then react. and then react to one another's reactions. of course, random drive-by bloggings are also acceptable, say, for those times jamie lynn spears gets knocked up or bilson wears something awesome as usual. i am so kidding with the calendar. though i am three seconds away from posting this. i mean, after i leave work. i am not blogging from work. ever. i will get fired and die.
oh, you're making tea. missed that.
Kim: we should blog about the hills. and lauren's missing cocktail dresses. missing style, all together
Jennifer: yeah and she went to paris. you'd think she'd learn
Kim: she was too busy making out with a questionably 'attractive' musician. i doubt her lately. all around. WHAT.
Jennifer: Oh I saw his picture. he's not cute. oh lauren. I bet she's a horrible person
Kim: jen! it's lauren! our girlfriend! I mean besides blair. and rachel bilson. and the girl who plays blair. maybe we are over blondes? no, you like sienna miller.
Jennifer: yeah but she's not really a blonde, like she has blonde hair but I think it came out that way she's not like, dying it
Jennifer: there are two kinds of blondes. the kind born with it and the kind that want to be it
haha. lauren's hair isn't really that color, look at her eyebrows
Kim: some blonde people have darker eyebrows! but. she has roots too. and BRIANA. (breana? breanna? brianna?)
Jennifer: who is that again
Kim: her fug little sister
Jennifer: oh yikes. need to google
Kim: from Laguna, the Trashy Years
Jennifer: ooooohh totes unfort
Kim: i know, right? it's like gisele's twin or whatever.
Jennifer: I think her sis is pretty though?
Kim: oh, that one is particularly bad, hahaha. i don't remember. but i wouldnt want to be gisele's sister. though the proximity to Tom would be pleasant. oh, speaking of not Victoria's Secret, last night I sprayed something on myself at Gap Body and then wanted to make out with me all night. but i didn't pay attention to what it was. the bottle had some green on it. i endorse.
Jennifer: hm remember grass?I liked that
Kim: oh, i liked day.the citrusy one.
Jennifer: this is the only pic I can find of gisele and her sis
http://www.hairbrasil.com/noticias/imagens/camp2005_nivea01.jpg
Kim: oh. okay. she's not giselle. she's also not breanna conrad.
Jennifer: yeah, I would be sad if I looked like breanna. chinnnn. we shouldn't be mean like that
Kim: yes we should. new money brat.
Jennifer: if we write about girls on our blog we can mock them for fashion choices but not things out of their control
Kim: i mean, you're right.
Jennifer: like her ginormous chin
Kim: i'm just cranky because i'm having a fat day. and she could pay to never get fat. but my chin OWNS hers.
Jennifer: no, her chin has yours by 3 inches from lower lip to end
Kim: hahahaha. yeah. i was trying to use trendy terminology as I will be cutting and pasting from this chat to construct our first blog later, and, um, i sort of failed. i meant my chin is so much way better than Brie's.
Jennifer: oh I get it. I thought you meant yours was bigger. because it is not
Kim: her chin could take mine. it could probably take your entire...self. no, my chin is normal.
my teeth are big though. i guess my whole face is kinda big. except my nose. oh, god. that's a pretty visual.
Jennifer: yeah I also have the giant teeth. I also have like a fivehead
Jennifer: get it. hehe. more than a forehead
Kim: two seconds too late to be smart. hahahahahahaha. GOOD ONE
Jennifer: I remember when I was like 9, my mom would pouf my bangs up because she said I needed height on my hair to even out my forehead. I've been SCARRED ever since
Kim: oh god. it is amazing you survived your adolescence, sometimes.
Jennifer: yeah, I'd like to think it made me a really good person. but I am not that good, I just have interesting stories
Kim: you might be better than me.. once i was bitching about a school picture bc it looked like i had a double chin in it and my mom said, "well, sorry, that's just you. it's what you look like."
Jennifer: jsalkdakdsljksdakjlasd
Kim: i developed an eating disorder for the rest of that day
Kim: but im still not really that sympathetic toward fat people. so, im going to hell. still. despite a toughening youth of sorts.
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