Showing posts with label fans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fans. Show all posts

Thursday, February 5, 2009

You Amuse Me, Dustin Hoffman

Posted by: Jen

The scene: Dustin Hoffman reacting (ok, clearly just messing with) to the work of the paparazzi while being photographed by said paparazzi. Oh, how meta! I vote him honorary grandpa of our Dream Team of Friends!

Dustin is clearly upset over mysteriously dead toddler Caylee Anthony! Like millions of others, he still can't get enough!

Dustin views Gennifer Goodwin's tangerine/bead/vomit colored shoes monstrosity from the He's Just Not That In To You premier. He is unimpressed, perhaps nonplussed.

Sigh. You can see the tangerine monstrosity here: http://www.fabsugar.com/2766278. Take it from me, Gin (Kim and I wonder if perhaps on the night of your conception, your parents got drunk on gin martinis and decided to combine their love of Bombay Saphire with one of the most popular names of the late 70's/early 80's, because really, what else are we expected to think?) as a girl who also has the Wednesday Adams thing going on, tropical fruit colors are NOT your friend!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Jen! JEN! Does this mean we're on our way to fame? I feel like I should email Julia Allison.

Posted by: Kim

In response to our discussion on road-tripping In Search Of The Elusive Real Americans:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't decide which one of you is stupider.
the pink one sounds stupider. the blue one is probably uglier.
though i'm sure your both fat.
and stupid.

Everything about this is perfect. The anonymity! The veneer of utter coolness (capitalization, who needs you?)! THE GLARING GRAMMATICAL ERROR MADE WHILE PONDERING WHICH OF US IS STUPIDER!

Please come again, anonymous.

XOXO,

The Fat (but prettier!), Stupider One.