I bet Chrissy didn't duct tape her boobs this time!Monday, May 5, 2008
First "Now and Then", And Now This Outfit...
Posted by: Jen
I bet Chrissy didn't duct tape her boobs this time!
Christina Ricci can do no wrong, strictly based on the aforementioned movie and dress. Love! And I am NOT going to post a pic of her Speed Racer co-star Emile Hirsch, who felt the need to show up at the premiere dressed like a homeless person, and I am 99% sure that he is not one based on the fact that he is IN MOVIES.
I bet Chrissy didn't duct tape her boobs this time!
Sunday, May 4, 2008
More brain activity.
Posted by: Kim
I am never ever clearing out my gmail chats. They are pure gold on an almost-daily basis.
Snippets:
RE: Our impending fame
Jennifer: hi!
I am never ever clearing out my gmail chats. They are pure gold on an almost-daily basis.
Snippets:
RE: Our impending fame
Jennifer: hi!
your post got a comment
10:15 AM Kim: WHAT?!
FROM WHO?!
Jennifer: anonymous
Kim: lol. we have readers!
AND THEY FEAR US
AMAZING
Jennifer: I know
lol
I wonder who reads us
Kim: hee!
it's a chace friend. or, stalker.
Kim: i hope it was blair
Jennifer: or CHACE himself
Kim: YES OMG CHACE READS US!
Jennifer: he must
he prob googles himself everyday
Kim: oh, im sure. i mean, i google myself every day. and he's way prettier.
RE: A Friend's Very Special Day
Jennifer: how was (friend's) thing?
Kim: oh, god. incredible. i took pics of the venue. town hall, which happened to have a carnival behind it at the moment. the reception was at a mexican dive.
Jennifer: AH. that sounds so amazing
Kim: her ring is like 1/4 karat. but it looks bigger until you look at the sideview. it's like flat. it looks good though. better on me. her band is cute too.
Jennifer: HA. HA. that whole sentence was just fabulous
Kim: (Roomate) and i celebrated Sunday last night. i drank a bottle of champagne.
i think our generation has a problem.
10:02 AM Jennifer: are you hungover?
me: no, actually.
Jennifer: why did you drink a bottle of champagne?
Kim: we decided we wanted to make pizza and watch the real world.
and then we decided we wanted wine
but i bought champagne instead
and we just got kind of carried away
Jennifer: that's so fun!
Kim: it was. (Other Roommate) came home and was like, whaaa.
we were shrieking and sorting recycling
Jennifer: oh god
Friday, May 2, 2008
I Have Made Better Decisions
Posted by: Jen
So my European co-worker NEEDED Taco Bell because he hadn't had it in 12 years or so and was dead set on getting the Big Bell Box Meal for lunch (Google it, it is sick! No one should eat that much, ever). I, who haven't had Taco Bell in years, decided that yes, I could eat a Chalupa for lunch. It reminded me of Freshman year at college when Kim and I would get Chalupas and orange soda for dinner! Memories!
Anyway, it was close to 1pm and I was STARVING by the time we got to the Taco Bell by Union Square, so I may have been a little overzealous in my ordering. I got two Chalupas and some nachos. My co-worker got a Big Bell Box Meal and Pizza Hut Breadsticks (yeah it was a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut -- Heaven!).
OH GOD. I forgot how delicious it was.
Somewhere during the second Chalupa, my stomach started to protest. My mouth said yes but my stomach was screaming no and I didn't listen. I ate it all and it was incredible, but my body was already revolting by sending waves of nausea radiating through me.
Flash forward to 3 hours later. I am still in a food coma and have a slight headache. My co-worker has sworn off Taco Bell forever. It makes me nervous. What was in the food?!*
*Besides deliciousness?
So my European co-worker NEEDED Taco Bell because he hadn't had it in 12 years or so and was dead set on getting the Big Bell Box Meal for lunch (Google it, it is sick! No one should eat that much, ever). I, who haven't had Taco Bell in years, decided that yes, I could eat a Chalupa for lunch. It reminded me of Freshman year at college when Kim and I would get Chalupas and orange soda for dinner! Memories!
Anyway, it was close to 1pm and I was STARVING by the time we got to the Taco Bell by Union Square, so I may have been a little overzealous in my ordering. I got two Chalupas and some nachos. My co-worker got a Big Bell Box Meal and Pizza Hut Breadsticks (yeah it was a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut -- Heaven!).
OH GOD. I forgot how delicious it was.
Somewhere during the second Chalupa, my stomach started to protest. My mouth said yes but my stomach was screaming no and I didn't listen. I ate it all and it was incredible, but my body was already revolting by sending waves of nausea radiating through me.
Flash forward to 3 hours later. I am still in a food coma and have a slight headache. My co-worker has sworn off Taco Bell forever. It makes me nervous. What was in the food?!*
*Besides deliciousness?
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Hey, This Is NOT A Banana...
Posted by: Jen
Click on the pic to read the whole story!
This is Conchita, a rare white-naped mangabey monkey that was born in the London zoo. Her mother became ill and Conchita was delivered via Caesarean section in order to save her. Because her mother was too sick to take care of her, and not wanting Conchita to think humans were her mother (we all remember what happened to Nim -- it does NOT end well!) zoo-keepers gave Conchita a teddy bear and she now thinks it is her mother. She also apparently confuses noses for bananas. I can has?
Click on the pic to read the whole story!Okay, Heidi, Put Down The Hot Rollers...
Posted by: Jen
Heidi was on Letterman last night and confirmed that there was in fact a Lauren/Jason sex tape. However, I doubt anything L and J did in the tape could have looked as pornographic as Heidi did for the show taping. HEIDI! You are out on 54th and Broadway! You should not be wearing hand-me-downs from an old Playboy shoot OUTSIDE (or ever, that dress isn't even just a miss, it's hideous... Cute shoes though). I do not get this whole new Barbie look you are going for. It makes me sad. So sad.
Heidi was on Letterman last night and confirmed that there was in fact a Lauren/Jason sex tape. However, I doubt anything L and J did in the tape could have looked as pornographic as Heidi did for the show taping. HEIDI! You are out on 54th and Broadway! You should not be wearing hand-me-downs from an old Playboy shoot OUTSIDE (or ever, that dress isn't even just a miss, it's hideous... Cute shoes though). I do not get this whole new Barbie look you are going for. It makes me sad. So sad.
Also.
Posted by: Kim
The Google graphic is blowing my mind. What is it and why? Shovels? For ... May Day? Microphones? Is American Idol over (does anyone care)? Maracas? For Cinqo de Uno? Something else entirely and I am a retard?
The Google graphic is blowing my mind. What is it and why? Shovels? For ... May Day? Microphones? Is American Idol over (does anyone care)? Maracas? For Cinqo de Uno? Something else entirely and I am a retard?
OMG will this trend never die?
Posted by: Kim
LEIGHTON. Would Blair wear these?
Didn't think so (Though Chuck probably would. And I'd be okay with that, somehow). I will give you a pass because at least they are red and I really like red. Also because (when the coat and wayfarers go away and you are Blair) your hair looks adorable, as does the amazing outfit I will now sit around and covet all day while Jen makes fun of me.
AND I TOTES HAVE THAT BAG!
LEIGHTON. Would Blair wear these?
Didn't think so (Though Chuck probably would. And I'd be okay with that, somehow). I will give you a pass because at least they are red and I really like red. Also because (when the coat and wayfarers go away and you are Blair) your hair looks adorable, as does the amazing outfit I will now sit around and covet all day while Jen makes fun of me.
AND I TOTES HAVE THAT BAG!
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