Team Audrina!

Posted by: Kim

So LC, Heidi and Audrina went to the MTV Movie Awards, I'm assuming not together now that they aren't friends and all that. Though, they're also straight up called 'actresses' now and people spot them shooting 'scenes' for the Hills all the time, so, I guess I'm not supposed to have any idea what's going on. IT'S NOT ALL REAL?!

Anyway. Audrina looked amazing and Heidi looked like a mildly (or majorly) mutilated barbie yet somehow pulled it off, and LC rocked my world as she has been known to in the past (distant past, as lately it's been all about the shiny leggings and crap) until I hit below the waist, when I got conflicted:

Lauren:
Okay, her hair has been so pretty lately and I'm jealous, and she looks great. Her skin and body are perfect and I love that she at least doesn't appear to wear tons of makeup (see exhibits B and C, below) and the tan line is cute and I'm digging the bright nail polish against the blue, and I don't even usually like nail polish!

The dress is beautiful (I'm easing into a love of blues other than navy and that shade is one of my new favorites), and I'm impressed at anyone who can pull off the one-shoulder thing (I think it's a style best on the thin-but-with-broader-shoulders-kind-of-like-a-swimmer build?). I also like that she doesn't do that thing that every other actress or 'actress' in LA does and feel the need to wear a scandalously short dress all the time. Always classy, LC.

That said ... I feel like the length cuts her a little oddly. Makes her appear stumpy, which she is not, but she is relatively short and it only enhances that. But I also don't think the dress should be any shorter, because I really like the cut ... so I'm cleary unsatisfiable. And then the shoes. I'm just kind of befuddled. Never one to speak ill of classic black peep toes, I'm just not feeling them here. I have no idea what I want in their place, but overall ... meh.

Grade: B ... for confusing me to no end but still moving her way back up on my Favorites List.

Heidi:


Oh, Heidi. Who can ever figure out where to start? Why even bother? Can I get a side view on those shoes because they are intriguing me in that I'm not sure if I'm vomiting in my mouth or need a pair Right. Now.

Nothing about her looks real, she's making that French manicure look kinda ghetto, and somehow, she looks better than I've seen her in a really long time. And like 89% of the male population would probably hit that, so maybe I should stop being a snobby girl and admit that if I had legs and ...everything else... like that I would probably wear that dress too. In black.

Grade: B ... for effort, or non-effort, or sheer Heidi-ism.

Audrina!:

I can and will ignore the fact that her boobs kind of seem to be falling down and go with: SHE LOOKS LIKE CLEOPATRA KINDA! NEAT! AUDRINA, BE OUR FRIEND! Fantastic dress: Check! Awesome sparkly clutch: Check! Fringe bangs making me wonder if I can pull them off as well (no): Check!

I wasn't sure about the shoes. I'm picky about platinum shoes to begin with, and I was all, 'and the strappy strap is kinda ... like that ...' but then I saw the bows and was fine. So, check (without an exclamation point).

Grade: A! Because who ever saw Audrina becoming our favorite Hills heroine? And because she looks awesome.

I found all my pictures at Just Jared. Who is this person? I want to be acquainted.